So, me and my brother have this game we and his friends like to drink, in which we tell a story with a deck of cards, and depending on the color and number, we do bad things to each other in a cataclysmic tale. This time around, it began with me getting run over by the blonde asshole Curtis, and escalating into a free for all battle between Chuck Norris and former president Martin Van Buren in the middle of a Cheesecake Factory.
The visual alone was more than enough to reduce us to tears with laughter. A former president engaging in Mortal Combat with The Norris. Picture it. It's hilarius.
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