Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Scraps vs. The Internets

Doctor Scraps here--

A new party member named Kasumi has been announced for DLC in Mass Effect 2 on April 6th. Is anybody else envisioning a buxom, blue and white gi-wearing kung fu girl jump kicking Collectors and Krogans? It would indeed be teh hawtness, but also highly inpractical.
Ah, see this is why ole' Scrappy needs to do this homework before he starts typing-- Kasumi is a Thief character, one of those Sly Cooper types. And she looks like a Sith Lord. As long as she is more interactable than Zaeed wound up being, I'll be happy. I've been looking for an excuse to play ME2 for a while.

You know-- I have quite a few pet peeves when it comes to the internet. One of them is people who post on forums for specific games...for this example, we're going to say Mass Effect since I just got done talking about it. You browse a Mass Effect forum andf some jackhole makes a post entitled "How would you compare this to Final Fantasy 13?"
I wouldn't. Different genre, different play style, dingus.
Another variant is "This game or this game?"
Make your own decision, moron. If you're browsing the Mass Effect forum on Gamefaqs, don't ask whether Mass Effect 2 is better than Bioshock 2, you know what answer you're going to get!
Of course, we have this wonderful thing on the internet called Moderated Free Speach, which prevents me from scalding these fools verbally, because I'm then officially "infringing upon their right to have an opinion", even if they are idiots.

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